The car commercial
        featured a wunder woman —
tresses of hair,
    flat stomach,
        large, surgically enhanced, bosom,
twenty-million dollar smile —
how long have you been experimenting? —
cereal boxes —
   you know,
I don't really like stuff
                that's good for me —
high post-consumer product,
        you know: shit —
she was so seductive,
   men began to masturbate
like they used to in the fifties —
cereal boxes,
       you know —
to the sounds
          of revving engines
             and turning wheels.