Cat Litter Box

Rawr rawr MERAW, Students. Welcome to my class about good manners in the litter box.

In this class we will mew about the most sensitive and important area of life as a cat living in a house with humans. You can bite; you can claw furniture; You can wake the human at 2 AM, and it will still forgive you. But, if you are messy or forgetful about the litter box, you can find yourself in the animal shelter or outside faster than you can blink ! Humans are really funny this way. They don't like to be exposed to our natural products, especially if you deposit them on the rug or the bed !

First, let us review our natural products.

You have a fluid called urine - also known as pee, number one, or by several other words too coarse for this class.
We will call it
You also have a solid called feces - also known as grunt, number two, or by several more words too crude for delicate cats like us.
In this class, we will call it

We will discuss the following issues:

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